Hindi sa ayaw kong maglakad. Ayaw ko lang sa alikabok. My skin is not a vacuum cleaner. #hmsm 
I tried to tell a joke about Wi-Fi…
but the connection wasn’t strong enough,
so it didn’t reach anyone. #sknt 
Bagong motor #sknt

Ang magreact pangit. #sknt 
wala kaming kandila e, ikaw na lang patirikin ko.
#hmsm